Dialog in airplane
In an airplane. Man sits next to a woman. One seat is between them.
Man: Hey.
Woman: Hi.
Some time passes…
M: Can I just…. (set a book in the seat between)
W: Yeah.
Some time passes…
M: Just making some notes for this book that I’m writing.
W: Oh, you’re writing a book?
M: Yeah.
W: Great.
W: Because I can read.
W: Curses quietly (bad pickup line :P)
Some time passes…
M: How long’s the flight anyway, do you know?
W: About 24 hours.
W: Plenty of time.
Grin on man’s face…